Welcome.
Hi, my name is: Derrick
Never in my life have I been: feeling so out of control.
The one person who can drive me nuts is: dependent on the day.
High school: was a joke.
When I’m nervous: I want to run, run, run away.
The last song I listened to was: Schlummert ein from Ich habe genug.
If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor: Eric?
My hair is: having a “to flip or not to flip” crisis.
When I was 5: I told my kindergarten teacher that she smelled awful.
Last Christmas: I spent drunk at John’s house and then at Avatar.
I should be..: practicing.
When I look down I see: burgundy sheets.
The happiest recent event was: going to California.
If I were a character on ‘Friends’ I’d be: a millionaire.
By this time next year: I’ll know what I’m doing with myself, I hope.
My current gripe is: the plethora of completely selfish people around me.
I have a hard time understanding: the person I copied this survey from.
There’s this girl I know that: I think is pretty.
I like you when: …well, if I like you, then I just like you. No subordinate clause needed.
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: whomever I saw.
Take my advice: Be an artist.
The thing I want to buy: an iPad. Ish.
If you visited the place I was born: you’d see that it is lovely.
I plan to visit: home.
If you spent the night at my house: we’d probably be listening to music.
I’d stop my wedding if: I saw anyone not singing the hymns.
The world could do without: selfishness.
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: get out of bed right now.
Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: would have been a Frosty.
Most recent thing someone else bought me: was dinner at the Hou.
My middle name is: Michael.
In the morning I: am mildly despondent.
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: bunnies.
Once, at a bar: I got kicked out after my 5th drink for being underage.
Last night I was: in a practice room.
There’s this guy I know who: has perfected the art of imperfection.
If I was an animal I’d be: a housecat, bitches.
A better name for me would be: the original choice: Elijah.
Tomorrow I am: going to hear Joe Miller narrate the Dupré Le Chemin de la Croix
Tonight I am: going to be in class/performance/practice.
My birthday is: 07/04/1989
